Monthly Archives: February 2011

Legendary Letter…Nyahahahahaha!!!

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I was reading Bob Ong’s Bakit Baliktad Magbasa ang mga Pilipino last night and I came across this very funny letter that he featured on his book.  Here it is.  I hope you won’t get a nosebleed on it. Hahahaha!

Marjie,

I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leave you.

Why?

What reason you can think about but you’re very fat body.  I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks[lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met either in school or his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body but you hate it thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about what do you think you are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Marie Chan even you are beautiful face to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’y have any other choice but to call you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBSSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl.  Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.  You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror.  I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.

P.S. You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed.  Me or you?  You or me?  And the final is me.

 

 

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Turning back Time

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Back to December by Taylor Swift

I’m so glad you made time to see me
How’s life, tell me how’s your family
I haven’t seen them in a while
You’ve been good, busier than ever
We small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why

Because the last time you saw me
Is still burned in the back of your mind
You gave me roses and I left them there to die

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of you saying I’m sorry for that night
And I’d go back to December all the time
It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you
Wishing that I’d realized what I had when you were mine
I’d go back to December, turn around and make it alright
I go back to December all the time

These days I haven’t been sleeping
Staying up playing back myself leaving
When your birthday passed and I didn’t call
And I think about summer, all the beautiful times
I watched you laughing from the passenger side and
Realized I loved you in the fall

And then the cold came,
The dark days when fear crept into my mind
You gave me all your love and all I gave you was goodbye

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of you saying I’m sorry for that night
And I’d go back to December all the time
It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you
Wishing that I’d realized what I had when you were mine
I’d go back to December, turn around and change my own mind
I go back to December all the time

I miss your tan skin, your sweet smile, so good to me, so right
And how you held me in your arms that September night,
The first time you ever saw me cry
Maybe this is wishful thinking
Probably mindless dreaming
If we loved again I swear I’d love you right

I’d go back in time and change it but I can’t
So if the chain is on your door, I understand

But this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of you saying I’m sorry for that night
And I’d go back to December
It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you
Wishing that I’d realized what I had when you were mine and
I go back to December, turn around and make it alright and
I go back to December, turn around and change my own mind and
I go back to December all the time

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/taylor_swift/#share

Most Loser in Valentine’s Day

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Today, at lunch time, one of my officemate asked me and my other officemate if we have already received a flower from our boyfriends and if we would be happy if we will received one.  I told her not yet and that I would be grateful to receive a flower but won’t be ecstatic about it.  That I would rather want to receive any gift but not flowers.  What would I do with a flower anyway?  Decorate it? Preserve it?  It would just be a waste of money.  I told her that for me and Jaydee, valentine’s day is not that special of a day for us.  She said that it should be a special day for us because it is a day that all the girls around the world will receive a flower,chocolates.  And then I realized, if that would be the case, I am the biggest loser of all during valentine’s day.  In my 4 years of being in a relationship, I think I have never really experienced celebrating valentine’s with Jaydee.  He or I always have something to do on that day.  And aside from that, Jaydee doen’t want to go out on a date during Valentine’s day because there are so many lovers having their dates on that day.  And he doen’t want to go on a crowded place.

So if the rule during Valentine’s day are, it is for lovers only, women should receive gifts during that day and should have a date, I think I am the biggest loser of all.  But it’s okay, I don’t really mind.  For me Valentine’s Day is not just fo lovers, it is also for families and friends.

Maps

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I saw this picture in one of the many blogs that I follow.  And the words on the picture really did struck me.  How I really wish my heart had a map so that I could tell where to go.  So that I won’t have a hard time knowing on whom to love or not.(the only downside is if I don’t know how to read a map…nyahahahaha…)
Not just my heart but also my mind.  How I wish it has also a map so that I would know the right decisions to make.  But I know that that would really be impossible and life would be so boring because stumbling is part of life and it makes life exciting. (charing…hehehehe…)

Then What?

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Everytime we know someone who’s close friend, family member, special someones are going some place far far away(hehehe…owver), we always bugged that person with the questions: “Are you okay with that?”, “Niya gimingaw naka niya?”, “Ning hilak ka pag lakaw niya?”.  To tell you people, these are really so annoying.  (grrrr!)  Yes, we will surely miss those people who we won’t see that much like before or we won’t see at all.  But hey, do we really have to ask so many questions?  Do we really have to see that person’s world crushed down and cry hard till his/her lungs will come out?  Isn’t it enough that we know that he/she will be sad that a friend of her’s/his’ will leave?  Do we really have to add to the pain that he/she is feeling?